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Criteria |
God |
Dave |
| Universes Created | 1 | 2 |
| Saw the Whole "Adam and Eve" Thing Coming | No | Yes |
| Has a Body | No | Yes |
| General Description | Great | Awesome |
| Made a Website | No | Yes |
| Omniscient | Yes (arguable) | Yes |
| Has Installed a Linux Distro | No | Yes |
| People Gather Weekly to Celebrate His Name | Yes | Yes |
| Has Been The Cause of Brutal and Despicable Acts | Yes | No |
| Can Physically Manipulate Software | No | Yes |
| Has a Furniture Company in His Name | Yes | Yes |
| Wrote the Bible | No | Yes |
| Causes Logical Paradoxes | Yes | No |
| Exists | No | Yes |
| Total | 5 | 16 |
